A local man who wishes to remain anonymous was violently assaulted by a Starburst candy in downtown Seattle Monday evening. "I was just heading home from work and bam! I felt a sharp pain in the shoulder," the victim said. "I looked down and there it was. A Starburst candy. The pink kind. I don't remember what flavor pink is--strawberry or something--but it hurt!" When asked if the victim had a message for the assailant,......

There has been several flavors of WTF news from all over today. You have your tragic WTF news, the duh WTF news, and the just truly head-scratching WTF news. Behold: WTF Skagit County?!?WTF King County?!?WTF John McCain?!?Photo Courtesy of the AP. John McCain meets the teen father-to-be of Vice Presidential Pick Sarah Palin's grandchild.......

Because we might have taken a bullet to the chest. Three patrons at the Beacon Pub for last Friday's karaoke night were shot when some random dude started randomly firing: ...the gunman was sitting at the end of the bar near the restrooms. When a woman walked out of them, he pulled his gun and fired at least three rounds before he took off, she said. It was unclear if the people he shot......