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Mariners Actually Win a Baseball Game

Mariners Actually Win a Baseball Game

This Seattlest is not the most baseball-crazed tool in the shed, but we had a damn good time at last night's Mariners vs. Red Sox game. more ›

Mascot Fury

Mascot Fury

Swear to God we’ve never seen a mascot more pissed off. more ›

Today's Target: John Danks

Today's Target: John Danks

Vitals: 22 yo LHP. Born in Austin, TX. 6-1, 200. 0-3, 5.32 career and 2007 (he's a rookie). Acquired via trade from Texas (Brandon McCarthy) before this season. $380,000 salary. more ›

Tonight's Target: Javier Vazquez

Tonight's Target: Javier Vazquez

Vitals: 30 yo RHP. Born in Ponce, Puerto Rico. 6-1, 210. 102-105, 4.34 career. 2-0, 3.75 this year. Acquired via trade in 2005. $13 million salary. more ›

Chicago. Oh, We've Met

Chicago. Oh, We've Met

The Seahawks and Bears have never met in the playoffs, however, Seattle teams have danced with the Windy City's finest in the postseason. more ›

The All-Time "We'll Take It!" Moments in Seattle Sports History

The All-Time "We'll Take It!" Moments in Seattle Sports History

Sometimes you earn a win, and sometimes the other team gives you one. Here are the all-time screw-ups by opponents that helped Seattle teams win big games. more ›

After Breaking Our Hearts All Season, M's Break Editor Dan's

After Breaking Our Hearts All Season, M's Break Editor Dan's

According to the official rules, when a baseball team forfeits a game, the score is recorded thusly: the forfeitting team gets zero runs, the opponents gets as many runs as there were innings. In the case of most games, 9-0. more ›

Could Mickey Rooney Manage the Mariners Better Than Mike Hargrove?

Could Mickey Rooney Manage the Mariners Better Than Mike Hargrove?

Ken "Hawk" Harrelson, the White Sox announcer (and former GM), has a blog that Deadspin linked to today. more ›

Stalk of the Town

It's Mother's Day weekend. Some people say we should remember our mothers all year-round, not just on a single day. But we do! With yo momma jokes! Seattlest contributors share their favorites, along with their plans for enforced family togetherness. more ›

Stalk of the Town

Daylight savings time either starts or ends on Sunday, which means that you either get or lose an hour! What are you going to do or not do with it? Here's our plans... more ›

Mariners Commercials @ YouTube

We'd like to say that this year's crop of commercials might be the most entertaining thing about this Mariners season, but we've seen the commercials. It won't be all bad, though - The White Sox are coming through in April, right? more ›

Life's All Shits and Giggles for Last-Place Mariners

Life's All Shits and Giggles for Last-Place Mariners

Something tells us that the world-beating, intense Ichiro who disliked his relaxed 2005 clubhouse is going to be none-too-pleased when he finally arrives in Peoria. more ›

Low-Fat Ain't Worth a Damn

Low-Fat Ain't Worth a Damn

Turns out that a low-fat diet doesn't reduce your risk of getting cancer or heart disease. Thank you, thank you, thank you, medical science. Cheer over your spilled skim milk and then make haste to the following former danger zones: more ›

Mariners Make Another Unpopular Move

Mariners Make Another Unpopular Move

One week after pissing off fans of evolution and above-average DH production by signing Carl Everett, the Mariners agreed to pay Jarrod (rhymes with "Herod") Washburn $36 million for his unique brand of stultifyingly mediocre pitching. more ›

Freddy Garcia Closes Out World Series

Freddy Garcia Closes Out World Series

Freddy pitched seven scoreless innings for the Chicago White Sox to help bring the first World Series Championship to the Southside since 1917 in his first full season with the team. Hoopty horns blared, pipe bombs and meth labs detonated and fans went wild on the south side of Chicago and in a very localized area of north Seattle (today to be known as Chicago's far far far northwest side). more ›

Sweet, Sweet Schadenfreude

Sweet, Sweet Schadenfreude

Last night, Alex Rodriguez, Seattle's most-hated former P-I Sports Star of the Year, came to the plate in the 9th inning of the Yankees' must-win game against the Angels. Derek Jeter, the anti A-Rod, had singled to lead off the inning. more ›

Look Elsewhere

Look Elsewhere

It’s not the best time to be a Seattle sports fan right now. Sure the Sonics were able to re-sign Vladimir Radmanovic for the upcoming season. However, we are a bit worried that he turned down six years $42 million in order to be an un-restricted free agent at the end of next season, but right now we will take what we can get. more ›

Ask Seattlest

Ask Seattlest

These questions were submitted by clairvoyant readers. more ›

Budding Talent on Display

Budding Talent on Display

Ever wish you'd watched a Nirvana show before Bleach came out? more ›

King Felix Dispenses a Royal Ass-Whooping

King Felix Dispenses a Royal Ass-Whooping

We finally saw Mariners phenom Felix Hernandez pitch last night, against the Royals, and all we can say is oh my gosh. more ›

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