A red-bereted, beaming man with diamond-encrusted glasses stepped onto Chop Suey's stage last night around 11pm and shouted, "ChhhhyeLOWWW!" "ChhhyeLOWWW," the delighted crowd screamed back at Mistah F.A.B. It's no mystery why F.A.B.'s so popular. His swooping, playful, sharp music reminds us of nothing more than driving down a busy California six-lane boulevard on one of those stunningly hot summer days, though our sense of heat and motion might have been coming from the writhing, shimmying, cavorting masses of teenagers surrounding us on the floor at Chop Suey. Get hyphy! Get dumb! We got the sneaking suspicion that we're about four years too old for this, but it was fun anyway. Check out this Imeem video of F.A.B.'s song "Ghost Ride It" to get a better sense of what we're talking about: more ›