This week, celebrate the renewed misery of countless teenagers with these two documentaries and a (kind of) historical thriller.
This Week in Seattle Cinema: School's In
Extra, Extra: Questionable Choices Edition
Whales involved in questionable mating practices, Microsoft makes questionable naming choices, and there's no question about getting impounded if you get caught driving drunk.
Neighborhood News and Local Blog Round-Up
- Firefighters were successful in putting out a house fire that engulfed a vacant Greenwood home early Wednesday morning at Sixth Avenue Northwest and Northwest 85th Street.
- Bellevue introduced their newest downtown police squad, a group to help prevent a rise in crime and likely to become neighborhood heroes, saving the day for downtown Bellevue residents and businesses.
Something Fishy Happening in NW Waters
Since July, more than once we have seen larger-than-life sea creatures taking over news headlines. So far, we've learned of West Seattle's freakishly giant man-eating 8-foot, 100-pound squid, a dead whale found on the bow of a cruise ship in Vancouver, BC, and on Friday, a 46-foot-long juvenile fin whale.
Woodland Park = Sexless Brothel, Say Activists
According to Friends of the Woodland Park Zoo Elephants, the zoo is dirtier than a frat bathroom with twice the STDs. With elephants dying of herpes and generally pinned into tiny confines, the group contends it's time to stop gawking at their expense and release them to a happy retirement in far-off sanctuaries.

