"Well I woke up Sunday morning, With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, So I had one more for dessert. Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt. An' I shaved my face and combed my hair, An' stumbled down the stairs to meet the day..." This weekend ditty—Sunday Mornin' Coming Down—brought to you by......

In the wake of Hansa the Elephant's death from herpes, many Seattleites are understandably concerned about whether they, too, could contract this fatal disease. Board-certified veterinarian Dr. Ophelia Roberson-Sykes, DVM, graciously agreed to answer a few of our questions. Seattlest: So how likely is it that I could have elephant herpes? Dr. Roberson-Sykes: Not likely. Herpes can only be transmitted through direct contact, like through kissing an infected elephant. Seattlest: Well I was dating this......

Bill: I say... Hu's coming over for dinner. Melinda: Did you invite him? Bill: Yes. Melinda: You gonna be the host too? Bill: Yes. Melinda: And you don't know the fellow's name? Bill: Well I should. Melinda: Well then who's coming over for dinner? Bill: Yes. Melinda: I mean the fellow's name. Bill: Hu. Melinda: The guy who's coming for dinner tonight. Bill: Hu. Melinda: The guest of honor. Bill: Hu. Melinda: The Chinese......