--Legendary car salesman Cal Worthington divulges something unexpected in this neat little NY Times profile: He never liked the car business. --Impeding Fogey-dom Alert! The Mariners' top prospect, according to USS Mariner, was born in the 90s. --Is Seattle's high cost of living leading to spiritual bankruptcy? --Land a new job by dishing about your current one? Makes sense to Trench Mice. --It may be just a Wednesday night for you, but Japan's already......

--Sonics Central on the stories about the new owners and their anti-gay-marriage contributions: "Seattle should be f*cking ashamed of itself." --"They were reported running down the middle of the road heading north. Then they were running south, then apparently they were walking because they became exhausted." The ostriches running loose in Seatac, that is. --Did Idi Amin eat a former Sonic? [Via Deadspin] --If you get a DUI, is it hypocritical to be tough on......

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