Portland's Velveteria Museum of Velvet Paintings has taken over the art gallery space for the month of May, offering a wondrous eyeful of, well, pretty much what you might expect from a collection of velvet paintings--unicorns, naked ladies, Skinny Elvis, Fat Elvis, sad clowns, sad Jesus--it's all there, waiting to be loved, laughed at, idolized, lusted after. more ›