To catch you up: Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo spent last week in Mexico with new girlfriend Jessica Simpson. Many Cowboys fans were miffed, thinking that he should've been preparing for yesterday's playoff game against New York (which the Cowboys lost). The New York Post had a bit of fun with the kerfuffle, hiring a Jessica Simpson impersonator to roam around the stadium during the game. Their impersonator was Lynsey Nordstrom, who they identify as......

Last year Seahawks kicker Josh Brown publicly announced his crush on Carrie Underwood. He'd even gotten her phone number. But soon after, Underwood was linked to Cowboys QB Tony Romo. Even after Romo's epic choke in the Hawks/Cowboys playoff game, he and Underwood continued to be an item (or, in gossip mag parlance, "good friends.") But now it appears that Underwood's been left behind as Romo climbs the celebrity girlfriend ladder. In just the past......

Let's hope Carrie Underwood doesn't have some virulent STD, or the entire NFL season may have to be canceled. When last we saw Carrie, she'd spurned our own Josh Brown for then-Cowboys-savior Tony Romo. Nice choice, Carrie--Josh Brown is now a franchise player, while Tony Romo is going to be forever linked to a debate about ball rubbing. Obviously the right thing to do here is beg Brown to take her back. But no--instead of......

Sometimes you earn a win, and sometimes the other team gives you one. Here are the all-time screw-ups by opponents that helped Seattle teams win big games. 1) Tony Romo We've pretty much covered this, and it's got to be #1. 2) Jim Sweeney and the 1975 Apple Cup Up 27-14 with 3:01 left and the ball deep in Husky territory, the Cougar coach let his players talk him into passing for a touchdown. The......

Romo sign procured from Qwest Field by our roommate, who was at the game, sitting behind two Dallas fans. For some reason they didn't take their sign with them when they left. Our headline is the reminiscence of the Cowboys' botched 19-yard field goal, by a guy who watched today's Seahawks playoff win at the Kiwi and Kangaroo on Aurora. Mike Holmgren, coaching genius: What do you do if your 238-lb star linebacker tackles......

Deadspin reports that Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and American Idol winner Carrie Underwood are "a thing." How can this be? It's all over the Internets that Seahawks kicker Josh Brown and Underwood are an item. OK, not so much an item as he thinks she's cute and apparently talked to her and got her number and may or may not have called her. Miss Underwood, you are a little too plain for our taste, but......