Fall? No. College football season. We hate it. Specifically, we hate the Cougar/Husky rivalry. Why? Because we don't care. We went to a microscopic liberal arts college in the midwest. But we hear about it anyway. It's easier to avoid Packer-themed jibber-jabber in the shadow of Green Bay than it is to avoid Dawgs and Cougs exchanging antique insults and warmed-over jokes originally told about more interesting teams. We're sick of mass emails sent to... more ›

One of the most puzzling developments of the past hundred years is how the Three Stooges became more popular than the vastly comically superior Marx Brothers. To see what we mean, spend an hour hitting your friends on the head while exclaiming "Why I oughta," then head over to the Grand Illusion and watch the Marx Brother's 1933 classic Duck Soup. more ›