It's Shakespeare, so you can't complain. That's just "Shakespearean language." Here it is, Act III, Scene 1 from The Merchant of Venice:
If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die?Anyway, in Seattle we've got outdoor theatre options, and most of them are in Volunteer Park this weekend, July 14 & 15, for the Seattle Outdoor Theatre Festival. There are four free plays each day; things kick off at noon on Saturday, 11am on Sunday. (See the companies' sites for their full summer schedules.)
