Two Seattleites are offering a guaranteed spot in heaven for the low cost of $12.79. Their website, ReserveASpotInHeaven.com, also offers an all-access "VIP" reservation for the slightly more expensive price of $15.95. VIP access provides entrance to "The Land of Milk and Honey and Thug Mansion, where all the elite get together and kick it." The website also offers a group discount, if you make reservations for 10 or more people. All reservations come back with a money-back guarantee. more ›