Kids have been getting shafted by disputes between their parents since the first caveman hired an attorney to protect his rock collection after breaking it off with the cavewoman. Or at least since the 70s--same difference. But there's a kid down in Oly who's about to suffer above and beyond what most casualties of divorce go through. His father has converted to Judaism (we're picturing Goodman in The Big Lebowski) and wants his son to......

BASKETBALL: It's a battle for first place in Kingco's Mountain Division when Roosevelt hosts Redmond. 7:30pm // Roosevelt High Gym (it's new!) [1410 Northeast 66th Street] // $6 ($4 with your ASB card)! SCIENCE: Spencer Wells, the Indiana Jones of DNA, tells you from whence you came. 7:30pm // Benaroya Hall's Taper Auditorium [3rd and Union] // Sold out, but maybe you can score some at the door? MUSIC: Johanna Sarad [myspace] and Hardison [myspace].......

"The bums will always lose!" They can blow up our car, but they cannot stop trivia. "They" = "the fates." Last week's fourth-place team, Faust, requested a round on The Big Lebowski. That's the prize for fourth place: round topic of your choice. Faust chose the Dude. (They also said they were going to email us with some info about Lebowski Fest, but they didn't, so Metblogs got that scoop. That's Faust for you --......

It's the end of an era. Check out the standings list below and you'll see "Hüsker Don't," as you might expect -- but you'll see them in third place. Ever-renamed team State of the Onion played Nancy Zerg to HD's Ken Jennings, as did comeback kids Thaiku Hookers, who took second place. Of course, Tiger Woods doesn't win every golf tournament; just because Hüsker Don't is mortal doesn't mean they're pushovers. It was a raucous......

Amazon is celebrating its tenth anniversary with a curious promotion: for a limited time, selected customers will get their booty delivered by none other than a celebrity related to the item ordered. Then--in a twist that could only make us think of those Publisher's Clearing House commercials where the mortified new millionaire answers the door in curlers and a bathrobe--Amazon webcasts the magic moment. So far, the deliveries have resulted in webcasts that pretty......