There are plenty of reasons not to hire an escort you spot in a photo in the back pages of The Seattle Weekly or The Stranger. For one, prostitution (yeah, we know, it's for the "company") is still illegal. For two, STDs STDs STDs! And lastly, as an unlucky 80-something-year-old man learned, they might just steal your money without performing for you. Seattle 911 says a man in his early 80s showed up at the......

You've read about it, you've thought about it, you've mentally bailed on it, but tonight's the night you should come out to Seattlest trivia at the Old Pequliar in Ballard. Not just for the $3 Newcastle pints, or the taco deal, but because Seth is hosting, and he has the fewest STDs of all the Seattlest trivia hosts (3.5). Trivia starts at 8pm. It's fun, and don't just take our word for it, take the......