Attorneys butt heads, ferries raise and drop fees like the tides, and Belltown is still stabby. But hey, at least the weather's spiffy. Hooray, September!
Extra, Extra: Pete Holmes vs. Rob McKenna, a Win for Bikes and Another Day in Belltown
Suspect Held, More Details Released in Latest Downtown Stabbing
You may have heard yesterday's news of downtown becoming the stabbiest neighborhood in Seattle, with two stabbings in the past week. Both of these stabbings happened at Seattle's biggest shitshow: the northbound 3rd and Pike/Pine bus stops. A suspect in the first stabbing is at large, but a suspect in the second stabbing, Alphonse Hope, is being held in King County Jail on a $250,000 bail, leaving prosecutors until Wednesday to file a formal charge. More details of the ruckus that preceded the stabbing inside!
Extra, Extra: Bagging the 'Bad Hair Bandit'
One robber is in custody, while a stabber is still on the loose. Also, a big gift for MOHAI and no surprised in the most recent round of election results.
Area Media Inundated With Violent Teenage Girls
Did the Jonas Brothers suddenly break up and nobody told us? Teenage girls in Western Washington are going violently apeshit this week and we can’t put a finger on why. Either somebody is putting testosterone in the water supply, or the hormone count in our processed foods has suddenly reached a tipping point--either way teenage girls in the area aren’t taking shit in stride.

