Oh, space heater, Seattlest loves you. more ›

Most of us who have spent any time bored on the internet, or have bored friends who send us forwards about everything they find, know our porn star name. The formula for this is, of course, the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. (For example, we have the world's most boring porn star name ever: Minnie Smith.) More advanced bored internet surfers may also know their soap star name and Star Wars character name. more ›

We thought we'd share with you the overheard gems from the children in our proximity: more ›