If you've been living under a rock or in a wifi-free zone, we have news for you: Charlie Sheen and Paula Deen are blowing up. Not, like, literally, but, you know, on the internet and stuff. The troubled actor and buttery TV chef are showing up in images around the internet, taking advantage of Sheen's recent ridiculous rants and Deen's unceasing, buttery awesomeness. And yes, of course, Charlie Sheen is one of the things Paula rides, along with Lady Gaga. more ›

Many years ago now, Capitol Hill was gay as shit. Maybe you think it's gay now, but it's gay like drinking a weak glass of Tang, rather than emptying a spoonful of the mix directly on your tongue. more ›

Has anyone else noticed that Bryan Adams is playing a show in Seattle next week? A show at Town Hall? A show that costs $60? Sure, that price includes a pre-concert meet and greet, but still. $60 for a "very special solo performance" of a singer best known for a song from Robin Hood (starring Kevin Costner's accent epic fail) is approximately ridiculous. Especially considering Adams' show two nights later in Eugene is about half that price. We blame Canada. more ›

Mount Rainier National Park is preparing for a big celebration on Monday, complete with a ribbon cutting ceremony and everything. At the center of the celebration: A new trail? No. A new naturalist program? No. New campground? Nope. A brand-new toilet? Ding-ding! And this toilet must be something pretty amazing--this is its second official celebration, and it cost a truly jaw-dropping $70,000. For a toilet...singular. more ›