"Carrie put one of Kid's lamps on the bum. The poor little kitten has only one eye and needs care and attention and will be our first patient. I shall make a glass eye for it at once." more ›

What do you do with hardened, scary misdemeanor criminals when there's no room in the county jail? Create new programs that focus on counseling, job training, and other rehabilitative services? Feed cash to community centers and mentoring programs that help head off the problem before it starts? No, stupid, you build more jails. more ›