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This morning on the TV news there was some kid from Oregon who found two spiders living in his ear. One living and one dead, actually. Apparently there isn't enough spider sustenance in a nine-year old ear to sustain the lives of two spiders. In retrospect they should have each taken an ear to themselves. Look at the pictures of this kid, though--Seattlest has never seen anyone happier to have two bugs hauled out of his ear. That is one healthy child.

We at Seattlest have considered the question of "What is Bellevue" before.