A fake tanning salon, of course! The Orange One will be at Wallingford's Desert Sun next week! Set up your tent now to make sure you get to shake hands (check for streaks after shaking) with Blayne-licious. more ›

While Seattlest Editor Kim prefers this past season's American Idol local train wreck, we'll always have a soft spot for pony-hawked local Sanjaya Malakar. Sanjaya it seems, is taking his AI fame for all it's worth (and more probably) by filming a Nationwide Insurance Commercial. According to the AP report, Sanjaya visits a wise man in the commercial who tells him he needs a retirement plan and a haircut. For once, truth in advertising. more ›