Yes, that headline implies that there is more than one odd and animal-related crime news story to report which, we know, boggles the mind. more ›

We haven't been banging on our Port drum lately because others are doing a bang-up job for us; in particular the Stranger's Josh "Bloodhound" Feit and the P-I's Kristen "Pitbull" Millares Bolt -- and Capt. Tobey, to be fair. In the wake of the brouhaha over The Case of the Commission-Approved Severance That Wasn't, Feit's been Slogging furiously, not so much gloating over the scandal as refusing to let the Port or the Seattle Times* -- "Commissioners need to make some apologies and get back to the people's business" -- gloss over the matter without learning from it. more ›

You're at a baby shower. Man, these things are tedious, but hey, you love giving gifts and whatnot so you're happy to be there. A Mariners onesie! How cute! A bottle of Absolute "for after". How scandalous! Let's have another peek at the ultrasound- OH MY GOD THERE'S A MAN IN THE ROOM WITH A GUN, A KNIFE AND A PIT BULL! more ›