King County jail inmate Shawn Clark, 20, was recently caught hustlin' on a jail-monitored phone ordering a female prostitute to start working for him, so she could pay for his $250,000 bail. This makes judge not happy, judge MAD! Clark, who is currently awaiting trial later this month for (surprise!) promoting prostitution, was told on Friday by a King County Superior Court Judge that not only is he banned from the telephone, but his bail was raised to $1 million. more ›

Friday night, in the midst of gorging ourselves on approximately one shit-ton of deep-fried food, conversation turned to pimps and hos, as is our wont. Our host for the evening, a kindly trucker, started gushing about downtown men's boutique Leroy's, which has somehow escaped our attention up till now, even though it's right at 2nd and Pike. The following ridiculous description from Yelp convinced us that we must drop by this fine establishment posthaste. more ›