President of Haiti René Préval offered a scathing rebuttal to Mr. Robertson. The fact that he was willing to respond to Robertson at all is remarkable in itself. His response is so direct, so smart, and so obviously based in facts that it makes Roberts look like the most miserably stupid person on TV today. Cartoon rabbits have more credibility than Robertson at this point.
Pat Robertson Is the Worst Person Alive
Pat Robertson Says 'Jump' - FEMA Says 'How High'
People in the Northwest might be more attuned to manifestations of the wrath of God than normal people. Volcanos, fault lines and the deceptively calm sea are all guns pointed at our head and sometimes it seems like the smallest slip-up on our part might activate the muscles in His holy trigger finger. Is this why we're so polite with one another? Smile, and maybe we can escape the cap of God for another day.
Elswhere In Ist
LAist has so much fun this week! They go to E3, where they overhear the timeless remark "Man, this is where nerdy girls get laid." Is that a promise? They also give us this week's best CDs and make us realize that LA is the best place to use Zillow.
Run To The Hills
Our modern day prophet had a convo with God the other day and God told him the Pacific NW is screwed. How do prophets get in touch with deities in 2006, anyway? That burning bush thing is so B.C., but we're not sure if He's ready for instant messaging yet. Maybe Pat Robertson recieved a burning text message from God on his phone?
Viva Vanpool!
The self-proclaimed “Mexican Elvis” -- El Vez -- is making yet another Seattle appearance this weekend, this time starring in the much-anticipated script reading of Vanpool. Señor Vez plays Alex Torres, a Seattle corporate drone who unexpectedly finds both personal and professional support in the diamond lane. Stranger scribe Nate Lippens and Von Piglet Sister Angie Louise are among the local talent playing his co-commuters.
Sonics' Roster Taking Shape
Yes, Pat Robertson's PR guy has had a busy couple of days, but so has Sonics general manager Rick Sund.

