One week after pissing off fans of evolution and above-average DH production by signing Carl Everett, the Mariners agreed to pay Jarrod (rhymes with "Herod") Washburn $36 million for his unique brand of stultifyingly mediocre pitching.
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Mariners Make Another Unpopular Move
The Finer Things in Life
Yesterday's Mariner win was the most satisfying game the team has played in months. Why? A six-run seventh inning.
Mariners Get Baseball's Most Valuable Player
It's true--the last place Mariners, in a bold and reckless move, have traded for baseball's Most Valuable Player.
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