He's the Mariners starting pitcher tonight against Oakland.
Who the Fuck is Cesar Jimenez?
Padres Want Beltre
If it's true that Adrian Beltre is the Padres' #1 trading target, as the normally trustworthy Ken Rosenthal reports, we can only assume that the Mariners aren't pulling the trigger because they are too busy doing this or this or this to celebrate their good fortune.
Hargrove's Incompetence Goes Unchallenged by Local Media
Mike Hargrove cost the Mariners a win on Friday night, but you wouldn't know it from reading the local papers.
Mariners. Padres. Throw The Record Book Out the Window
Interleauge play begins again this weekend. In baseball stadiums all over the West geographical rivals will stare each other down: Oakland vs. San Francisco, Houston vs. Texas, Los Angeles of Los Angeles vs. Los Angeles of Anaheim, and Seattle vs. San Diego.
Taint, Misbehavin'
If you went to Safeco to watch Rafael Palmiero get his 3,000th hit last month, guess what? Your precious baseball milestone memory is now tainted forever. Palmiero was suspended today for steroid use.
Niehaus Robbed Again
Mariners broadcaster Dave Niehaus, who has been with the team since its inception, has once again been snubbed by the Hall of Fame. Niehaus was a finalist for the Ford C. Frick award, which is given to baseball's best broadcasters.

