We've already given you one great way to spend your Wednesday. Now, here are a few more. Check out the events calendar before you make any plans, or you'll be sorely disappointed.
Can't Miss It: Wednesday
This Week In Theater: Letting It Simmer
Things have calmed down considerably after the hectic pace established over the last couple of weeks; many of those shows are still running, so go here and here to learn more about what's out there. September has seen an ambitious little burst in action, and though there aren't as many shows opening this weekend -- as you'll soon discover, ambition is still very much on the menu.
Helsinki Syndrome Remixes Oscar Wilde
"I think the thing is, we want to alienate people, but at the same time, we don't want to alienate people," said Rachel Hynes, sitting in the courtyard in from of Crawl Space Gallery last weekend. "Like, maybe I'd like to say: 'Come. If you want. We don't, like, care what anybody thinks, and if you don't like it, walk out. That would make me happy.' But then I'm like, 'Oh! That makes me sound so angry!'"
Review: Twelfe Twelfth Night @ the Rep
Seattle Rep's Twelfth Night, which they're nerdily calling Twelfe Night as per the First Folio, is nearly shipwrecked by dull production design and the cast's inability to make anything of the esoteric wordplay that audiences once found witty, or at least clever. But the portrayal of life lived to excess is still gripping drama, and Frank X.'s steward Malvolio burns with a self-importance that veers from comic over-stepping to something much eerier. Tickets start at $15 ($10 for 25 and under).
Patience, the Patter Songs are Coming
Seattlest enjoyed a rare night of theatre this weekend. We saw Patience, a lovely show put on by Seattle’s Gilbert and Sullivan society. Now, if you’ve never seen a Gilbert and Sullivan show before, we suggest thinking of their oeuvre as a cross between Oscar Wilde and Cole Porter, with an occasional dash of pirates (see Pirates of Penzance) and some satire thrown in for good measure.

