Maybe all the caffeine is messing with people's heads, because it seems like every news outlet in town is talking about the Deluxe Coffee Giant vs. Fast Food Joint brew-down. It's senseless, because by having that conversation at all, we're feeding directly into that marketing whirlpool and somehow skipping over what's really important in life: french fries. French fries done right are crunchy, salty, golden and plentiful. To restore balance to the universe, DCG should consider selling french fries for a quarter of FFJ's cost--and never mind the smell, french fries smell like heaven in a greasy cardboard box. more ›