Don’t you hate when you’re out by the lake sitting on a dock with your best buds, sipping on some mass produced brew, just laughing and having a caucasianly good time, when someone pulls out a guitar and starts strumming until a song breaks out—evening ruined. more ›

David Lynch premiered his hopeless, boring mess of a film last night at the Cinerama and the only thing worse than sitting through three hours of mindless scenes of people staring in to space and nothing happening was the insipid, gushing fannish Q&A with the Lynch freaks immediately following the film. Did you know that Lynch's fans are all filmmakers too? You do now. Do you care that every one who took the mic wanted to remind Lynch about their conversations they had with him (BFF!) earlier that day at the Scarecrow signing? Too bad. more ›

Living in Seattle, we've become attuned to the winter solstice, as it's the date we can start looking for evidence that the world isn't falling into an ever-increasing black maw. The next few days are critical. If this site is to be believed, we have 3 seconds less daylight today than yesterday. In theory, this process will start to reverse itself. But you know how skeptical we are about "theories" these days. more ›

How can you mention Tori Spelling's new show noTORIous in a Seattle newspaper and not mention the fact that an indie movie she's involved with just finished shooting in Seattle? Alright, admittedly the movie has been flying way way below the radar of the MSM in Seattle since its inception and we're not sure if that's by design or not, but we've seen the trailer and it looks like it's going to rock. It's got Lovecraft, it's got Seattle and Pac NW coast, it's got Grant Cogswell screenwriting, it's got Tori fucking Spelling in it. What's it take to get a movie press up in here? Because if Tori fucking Spelling is not going to be enough we don't know what will. more ›