totem detail by duna12, from the Seattlest Flickr Pool
Seattlest Pix: 09May23
Tribal Health Care Sucks More Than Yours
Many of Washington's 29 tribes don't have money for disease screenings, specialty care, mental health services, substance abuse treatment or dentists. Many triage their funds by invoking a "life or limb" standard, paying for specialty care only in dire emergencies. "If the leg don't have to come off, and if their eye don't have to come out, they won't get referred out," said Joseph, the Colville council member.After you read the whole article, go buy a Sherman Alexie book and bask in the medicinal, burning glory of feeling really uncomfortable as a white person. Then, let's figure out how to start fixing this mess. Question: is Obama going to give Native Americans affordable health care, too?
94 Years On, In the Land of the Head Hunters Returns to the Moore
is the union of two traditions: the one, early American cinema, and the other, the elaborate performances of the Kwakwaka'wakw Tribe.
Seattlest Interview: Clarke Thorell
If there's anything we learned studying literature in college, it's that everything either comes from Shakespeare, Greek mythology or the Bible. Seattlest used to entertain herself by playing "From Whence Did That Allusion Come?" Yeah, we only had two friends in college.
Chief Seattle Descendant Jared Washines Dead at 32
One of Seattlest’s best friends of the past 8 years, Jared Washines, died suddenly last Sunday from some kind of inexplicable seizure in his sleep. He was 32.
Last Night's Quiz: All Questions, No Answers
Answers will be forthcoming this afternoon, along with final standings and any other information we feel like we can cram into a post. In the meantime, entertain yourself with the questions from last night's quiz at the Old Pequliar:
Mark Erelli - Not So Smelly!
Once again, we trucked it all the way across the West Seattle Bridge this week to check out the latest installment in the Four Sheep Acoustic Music Series at Youngstown Cultural Arts Center.
"Tough, but Fair" -- The August 1 Trivia Wrap-Up
Tuesday night, Seattlest decided to ratchet up the difficulty level on the quiz at the Old Pequilar. And we think that worked well. We heard bitching, but it was good, brain-smacking bitching, not lynch-the-quiz-host bitching.
"D'Ambrosio's dark, intense prose drives these stories like coffin nails."
Seattlest used to subscribe to The New Yorker. Actually, Seattlest still does subscribe to The New Yorker, but since late September we've barely managed to keep up with the cartoons each week, let alone more substantial content.
Lit Thieves Ready To Talk
That guy that's usually tapping at his laptop and gazing off into the middle distance at the cafe has suddenly disappeared. He's at home furiously typing his tell-all memoir: "The world knew me as a female refugee from the Phillipines who escaped a life of political oppression, violence, prostitution and drugs but now I must reveal myself as a midwestern white boy who lied about it all to sell a few books. The ironic thing is, none of the fake pain I was writing about can compare to the actual devastation of living with this lie for the past ten years."
Transamericana
Hoping to start catching up on all the films that are likely to garner Oscar nominations, Seattlest went to see Felicity Huffman's Golden Globe-winning turn in Transamerica, playing to a surprisingly packed house (on a weeknight no less!) at Pacific Place. Huffman is indeed excellent as a pre-op transsexual named Bree whose appointment to take the final plunge into womanhood is threatened when she learns she fathered a son named Toby, played competently by Kevin Zegers, who needs bailing out in more ways than one. Turns out the lad has picked up a few bad habits in his 17 years of fatherlessness, including drug use, prostitution, and lousy hair care. The movie follows the unlikely pair on a cross-country trip where their reluctant fondness for one another begins to drag them from their respective coping mechanisms against the injustices of life.
Mascot Roll Call
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, each of Seattle’s major sports franchises has its own mirthful mascot. Though sports mascots were historically intended to bring their respective teams good luck, nowadays it seems their only role is to provide live audiences with high-energy sideline entertainment. Their hyperactive antics usually involve dancing, pantomime, and general clowning around. They also mingle in the stands, delighting/scaring children, groping women, getting harassed by drunken fans, and enticing any furries in attendance.
Illegal Eagles
NPR reports that there's been a huge rise in the traffic of under-the-table eagles- and the poaching happens in our backyard. A bald or golden eagle can fetch as much as a thousand bucks on the black market- but only in pieces.
New Applicant for Lake Washington Monster
Compensation: Negotiable
Sound Transit Unearths Native American Village
Is Sound Transit cursed? If it wasn't, it may be now. The Seattle P-I reports this morning that, while surveying light-rail sites along the Duwamish river, workers dug up an ancient Native American village.

