Our sympathies are divided on this one. On the one hand, man would it suck to be flying back to Seattle with Little Miss Seattlest and booted off the plane in—of all godforsaken airports—Phoenix. We'd hate to rely on food from police officers, the kindness of Motel 6, and $2000 return tickets on Alaska Airlines. (Nothing wrong with Alaska, but a lot wrong with $2000.) That's what happened to Wendy Slaughter, a woman flying......