In other cult film news, Monty Python and The Holy Grail will be at Central Cinema tomorrow and Sunday night, and only the most Jonestownian devotees need apply for these very special, supremely dorky, "Quote-Along" performances. That’s right, folks--for once, you can jabber along with every eminently quotable line of this flick, and no one in earshot will beg you to please for the love of God shut up. You’re among friends.
Let's All Go to the Movies
Can't Miss It: Weekend Edition Jan 8-10
THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SACKINGS HAVE BEEN SACKED: Here’s something that touches our nerd button just right. This Saturday and Sunday, Central Cinema is showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail the way it was meant to be seen: as a quote-along. Sure, everyone can recite the black knight’s draw, but even we’re planning on brushing up before attempting any of the narrative interludes. Don’t forget your coconuts and foamcore swords.
"An Evening With John Cleese" Presale Starts Tomorrow
Hitch up your Gumby trousers and polish those silly walks, as John Cleese is coming to town. Best known for his work in Monty Python [adjusts glasses] Cleese also co-wrote and starred in Fawlty Towers, which is the funniest sitcom ever. The ticket presale for his November 3 show at the Moore begins tomorrow at 10 am. This will be the ticket link--the promo code is "dance". Tickets are $45-55.
A Bit Creepy: Spamalot @ the Paramount
True story! The other afternoon we were IMing about some important work-related stuff with our friend Scott G. and he asked if we'd seen Spamalot at the Paramount yet, and and we said, "Nope, you?" and it turned out he had, so he started to tell us about it and we said -- in a flash of brilliance -- "Hey, would you mind if this ended up on Seattlest?"
Stay In: This American Life Debuts on Showtime
Let's cut to the chase: the winner of a This American Life TV series poster signed by Ira Glass is Jessica. Congratulations, Jessica -- email us so we can figure out how to get your poster to you.
Those Responsible for Sacking the People Who Have Just Been Sacked, Have Been Sacked
Kyle Sampson, the top aide to Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, has resigned, as it becomes more and more clear that US attorneys who were fired in December, including Seattle-based John McKay, were fired for political reasons.
Krzysztof Kieslowski Films Playing At NWFF This Week
Northwest Film Forum is currently showing films that were directed by the man who made the best television ever, Krzysztof Kieslowski. Screw you Twin Peaks, Monty Python, Thirtysomething, Kids in the Hall, Buffy, Frasier, Sopranos, Arrested Development, Lost, Best Week Ever; Kieslowski's Decalogue is the best TV ever.
Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse
Let's take a look back at a week that raised this Zen koan: if Kevin Federline got into a wrestling ring with a wrestler, who would you root for?
Robert's Surprise
Hat tip to the Slog, since we cancelled our P-I subscription last week--Robert Jamieson wrote a column about how some ads on Craig's List are...hold on to your hat...from PROSTITUTES!!! Yes, apparently people have learned how to use the Internet to sell sex. Does Robert Jamieson live with his parents or something?
Stalk of the Town
It's Mother's Day weekend. Some people say we should remember our mothers all year-round, not just on a single day. But we do! With yo momma jokes! Seattlest contributors share their favorites, along with their plans for enforced family togetherness.
Flying Mouse Cracks Up Seattle Sophisticates
Last Saturday night Seattlest trundled off to McCaw Hall for opening night of Die Fledermaus (running through January 28). We were a little doubtful about just how much fun the operetta (a word that means, "before there were Broadway musical-comedies") would be. General Director Speight Jenkins had cast some giant-voiced Wagnerians in the leads of a lithe, witty farce and it seemed counterintuitive, to be frank with you. With an icing-thin plot involving an extended, not-very-funny practical joke, Fledermaus only works if the Viennese tendency to waltz in the face of disaster perfectly balances the sad reality of a couple who have gotten tired of each other and are looking elsewhere for fun.
Seattlest Does Not Have a Friend in the Diamond Business
Professor Jared Diamond might be wicked smaht (said with a proper Bawston accent like his), but he's no Edward Tufte. Stay with us on this one... We've attended one presentation by Tufte, and even considering the potentially drought-worthy material in some people's eyes (The Visual Display of Quantitative Information), he is more entertaining than Space Mountain. Despite the fact that Seattlest is mighty interested in the subject of Diamond's most recent book, that couldn't save his lecture for the Town Hall Science Series last night.
Red Hook Moonlight Cinema: Coconuts Optional
This Thursday the Red Hook brewery kicks off its Moonlight Cinema series with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. There's so many one-liners we could throw at you right now, our brain just came out our ears.

