Naturally Mistress Matisse knows more about this than we do: "Normally at a peep show, the ladies don't ever come out from behind the glass. But on Playday, the dancers will out from the glass box for a day to play. Special events include: dressing room tours, "hot seat" dances, multi-girl shows. Meet and take a photo with your favorite performer, and much, much more." The Lusty Lady's Playday started at 10 a.m. but you've got time--it goes to 3 a.m., and all the money goes to the performers as a holiday bonus. In the spirit of Lusty Lady signage and our record-setting recession, we're calling this the Best Hard Time. Sorry, we know you wanted a photo. more ›

FACT: The $20 that buys a 2-minute lap dance at Déjà Vu gets you 20 minutes of glassed-in nudity at the Lusty Lady. One quarter keeps a peep show window open for just 15 seconds. (Allegedly. Last time we were there, we weren't scoping out our watch.) more ›