Four months after Kirkland single dad/douchebag extraordinaire Jason Mesnick dumped her ass on national television, Melissa Rycroft has gotten over her Bachelor days by getting engaged to insurance agent Tye Strickland. Rycroft announced the engagement yesterday on Good Morning America, where she is a correspondent this summer (huh?) after her post-Bachelor stint on Dancing with the Stars. Meanwhile, Jason Mesnick and his still-girlfriend Molly Malaney (her? is she funny or something?) will be guests on GMA tomorrow. Potentially AWK-WARD! more ›

Oh Jason, it seems like you just can't figure out what you want. Star Magazine sent us this teaser for a story in an upcoming issue of their rag: "Bachelor Jason Mesnick has changed his mind--again! After handing Melissa Rycroft the rose and then, in a shocking turnaround, dumping her for Molly Malaney, STAR has learned that he's had another change of heart and wants Melissa back! 'I made a mistake!' he confessed to Melissa, who's now dazzling fans on Dancing with the Stars. Will she take him back? We have the inside story!" more ›

And lo, it came to pass that all that was predicted/leaked about this season of The Bachelor came to be, just as Reality Steve said. That's called prophecy, bitches. It is written. Jason Mesnick proposed to Melissa on the finale, only to dump her ass six weeks later (one hour in TV time) on the "After the Final Rose" special for Molly, the girl he had jilted just an hour earlier. Kinda a dick move, guy. more ›