SPD's Tweeting flurry, Hasselbeck's heartbreaking news, suspended licenses for scofflaws and time-travel, which is apparently impossible. Boo!
Extra, Extra: Resignations, Regulations and the Reason Behind SPD's Tweet-a-Thon
Matt Hasselbeck Leaves Seattle, Replaced By Gaping Talent Vacuum
Leave it to the Seahawks to temper yesterday’s relief thet Yes, Virginia, there will be a full NFL season with news that in Seattle, it will probably not be much of one.
Is Drafting Sanchez a Dirty Move?
With the NFL Draft taking place tomorrow Seattlest Seth and David sat down with the Seahawk broadcast team of Jason McDonald and Dusty Warren to discuss what the team should do with the fourth pick.
Do The Seahawks Know How to Pick 'Em?
The Seattle Seahawks have the fourth overall pick in Saturday's 2009 NFL draft, and we can only hope they do better than the Chicago Bears did with the first overall pick in NFL draft history: The Bears' selection, running back Jay Berwanger, eschewed pro football for a job as a foam-rubber salesman. (Don't knock it: These were the halcyon days of foam-rubber sales. Think Mad Men, but with even more dames and broads.)
Hasselbeck Out Another Week; Wallace to Start?
In head coach Mike Holmgren's Monday afternoon press conference, it was revealed that starting quarterback Matt Hasselbeck's knee problem is not a result of the hit by Justin Tuck in two weeks ago, but was instead a result of the bulging disc problem that has plagued him all season. Hasselbeck sought a second opinion today from an L.A.-based specialist after his knee injury wouldn't respond to treatment last week, and the new diagnosis was revealed as a result. Backup and oft-injured QB Seneca Wallace will start if he's able to practice this week. Deion Branch is also expected to return. UPDATE: NBC's John Madden to skip this week's Seahawks-Buccaneers game, marking the first regular season game he's missed in 28 years, ending a 476-week streak.
Hass Out; Nightmare Continues
Seahawks head coach Mike Holmgren confirmed today that starting QB Matt Hasselbeck would likely miss Sunday's game against the Green Bay Packers, due to a knee injury he picked up in last week's game. With backup QB Seneca Wallace out with yet another injury (calf), the new starting QB of your Seattle Seahawks appears destined to be Charlie Frye.
Weekend Sports Wrap-up
We were thrilled to see Mad Men get some hardware at the Emmys last night, since it is a fave at the Seattlest crib. In one of the more stunning scenes this season, Don Draper has a confrontation with his blackmailing adultress, where, with a smile, he seductively slides his hand up her dress, then grabs her by her girly-bits (yeah, those girly-bits), and curtly tells her to cut the shit, all the while flashing that dreamboat smile. Powerful, very un-PC, and certainly unexpected.
Hawks Play Chargers Tonight on MNF
The Seahawks make this season's only appearance on Monday Night Football tonight (5:00 PT) as they visit the San Diego Chargers in preseason action. Jobs are on the line as the preseason draws to a close and the regular season begins in less than two weeks. Teams are forced to cut 5 players from their rosters tomorrow, bringing their rosters down from 80 to 75 players.
Hawks/Packers: The Three Most Important Things to Know
We've been reading and rereading Hawks/Packers stuff all week. Here the few things we think are important about Saturday's game:
Seattle Seahawks vs. Green Bay Packers: The Storylines
Is there drama in Saturday's NFC divisional playoff game between the Hawks and Packers? Well, the playoffs are always dramatic. But this game packs (ha!) even more of a theatrical punch. The storylines:
Seahawks 35, Redskins 14
Not sure we've ever seen a win for which the credit belongs so overwhelmingly to the defense. For most of the game, the Seahawks' defensive line was able to get pressure with only four rushers. By establishing that, they were able to drop guys back into coverage, which led to the two pick sixes.
Seahawks (10-6) vs. Cooking (Pulled Hogette Sandwiches)
This fall we are combining our love of the football and our dream of learning to cook. On Sunday morning, following a trip to a local farmer's market/major supermarket chain, we will be preparing a meal from the city of the Seahawks opponent. Then at halftime we will throw our badly burned hands in the air and make hot dogs.
Point-Counterpoint: The Seahawks Will Lose on Saturday
On Saturday the beloved Seahawks will play the Redskins in the opening round of the NFL Playoffs. Taking up the issue on whether or not the Hawks will lose are author Pauls Toutonghi, marketing genius Jason McDonald, and comedy festival standout Dusty Warren.
It's Official: The Seahawks Defense Is Better Than the Offense
10 out of 10 Pro Bowl voters agree--the Seahawks have more talent on defense than on offense.
Seattle 33, St. Louis 6
This is the Seahawks recipe for success from now until they rebuild the offense: stifling defense, good special teams play, and an offense that capitalizes on turnovers and doesn't make mistakes.
Local Football Fans Need Hugs
A more dismal Northwest football weekend we can hardly remember.
Hawks Fans Are Watching Lots of Ball Kicking
Lately the Seahawks' offense has been about as offensive as a Bastyr College commencement address.
Worst Football Weekend Ever
As we were ducking out of yet another Garfield blowout loss to Franklin, we joked to our friends, "What if the Huskies and Seahawks lose too! That would sure suck."
Who's The Patron Saint of Labrums, and What Did We Do to Piss Him Off?
All-star surgeon James Andrews fixed Matt Hasselbeck's torn labrum yesterday. Hasselbeck's played with the injury, which is in his non-throwing shoulder, for three seasons, but it apparently got too troublesome.
American Football Spectacular: Niner Hope Unlooked-For In 2006
Yesterday some guys from SFist emailed about a bet of some kind they wanted to make. When the Seahawks beat the 'Niners on Thursday night we'd get to post some gloating thing on their site. That was the gist of it. Well, it blew up in our faces, in play-by-play form, no less. Here's SFist Christopher Rogers reporting for Seattlest:
Paint the Town Brown, Again
Josh Brown is a strong Christian, so he may be uncomfortable with what we are about to say, however, we've been screaming it for hours, so why stop now?
Hey Green Bay, Welcome to Our Frozen Tundra
- Tonight: Seahawks vs. Packers, 5:30 pm on ESPN and Channel 11.
All The News
--Defective Yeti is live-blogging as he reads Moby Dick. And on the other end of the intellectual spectrum, Seattlest Seth is live-blogging as he watches every episode of The Rockford Files.
King County Cops Sex-Positive, But Trespassing-Negative (or, The War on Heterosexuals Continues)
Perhaps it was a need to assuage disappointment over Matt Hasselbeck's injury, or the thrill of being at an NFL game...but something spurred a Thurston County prosecutor attending Sunday's Hawks game to allegedly follow his paralegal into a Qwest Field women's bathroom stall and make sweet love to her.
Chunky Soup Curse Strikes: Hasselbeck Out For Maybe a Month
Doctors found damage to Matt Hasselbeck's medial-collateral ligament, injured Sunday on what some Hawks say was a dirty hit.
October, Please End
On the last day of September, the Huskies beat Arizona for their third consecutive victory, and the Seahawks were in Chicago, feeling pretty good about inaugurating October against the Bears. Sure, Shaun Alexander was out, but their potent four-receiver attack had rolled over the Giants.

