Not all stoners go to Hempfest. Because, you know, they're professional, respectable folks, who have better things to do with their time.
The Seattlest Stoner: Why I Don't Go to Hempfest
In Case You Missed It: Regulations for Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Approved by City Council
In a truly practical, taking-care-of-business move, the City Council voted Monday to approve a series of common-sense regulations for medical marijuana dispensaries, establishing medical marijuana dispensaries as the businesses as they are and clarifying some finer points of the law. On the Seattle city level, at least.
Snoqualmie Hereditary Head Chief Apologizes for Marijuana Legalization Rumor
Hereditary Head Chief of the Snoqualmie Indians, Chief Jerry Enick, is sorry for his council's "flagrant irresponsibility and incompetence." We're sorry for making light of the situation. We're also sorry that we still can't have a serious discussion about legalizing marijuana.
Calm Yourself: Snoqualmie Tribe Did Not Actually Legalize Pot
The funny thing about rumors is that, much like shitty pot, they burn brightly, quickly, and leave you feeling icky and cheated after they're up in smoke. Especially if you reported on them as if they were true. Which, to be fair, is not that far-fetched.
Former Seattle US Attorney Takes Up an Unlikely New Cause
John McKay grabbed headlines for standing up to the politicization of the Bush Justice Department. Now, he's helping to lead a very different fight for the legalization of marijuana.
Extra, Extra:
Marijuana's three amigos, car thefts on the rise, the Chamber of Commerce speaking up (and calling the kettle black), and a couple looking for photos of their indecent proposal, all in today's final news roundup.
City Council Hopes to Salvage Vetoed Medical Marijuana Provisions
Although Governor Christine Gregoire vetoed a bill providing medical marijuana provisions on Friday, the cause has many supporters in both state and city government--the fight is far from dead, even in this legislative session.
McGinn: Legalize It
"We recognize that, you know, like alcohol, it's something that should be regulated, not treated as a criminal activity. And I think that's where the citizens of Seattle want us to go."
For bonus points, imagine McGinn saying that in a super-stoned laconic surfer voice.
Big Issaquah Pot Farm Seized on State-Owned Lands
More than 25,248 marijuana plants have been confiscated from their home on the nicely irrigated land in Issaquah, known as Taylor Mountain. With a helicopter overhead and a SWAT team on the ground, in total the Eastside Narcotics Task Force spotted and removed three outdoor pot-growing operations, worth an estimated $5 million yesterday. In addition, drug enforcement agents also located a deserted camp, believed to house up to four people tending to the weed along the slopes of the Department of Natural Resources state-owned land. It's not every day that police reports end in such irony.
Jack the Stoner Dog Benefit at the Bottleneck This Weekend
Every dog has its day. You may remember Jack, a black lab/Dalmatian mix who ate a marijuana stash in Seward Park a month ago, and became super-famous, with his story featured in on the local news, as well as in the Huffington Post, the New York Times, CNN, and the Chicago Tribune.
Stoner Dog Didn't Say No To Drugs
On a recent trip to Seward Park, Jen Nestor took her dog Jack, an 11-year-old Labrador mix, out for a run. Jack, clearly a free spirit, dashed off into the woods for about three minutes, only to return a little dazed and confused. The Lab mix was high as a kite. His eyes were glassy, he was stumbling and staggering, and shortly after he started throwing-up liquid marijuana (gross!). So $1,500 in veterinary bills later, Jack is okay and is believed to have discovered some of the marijuana remnants from a five-and-a-half pound stash found in the park in April.
Feds Charge Pot-Loving Pazzo Pizza Man
The owner of Eastlake pizzeria Pazzo's, David Mendoza, was charged on Monday for smuggling more than a ton of marijuana into the U.S. from Canada. Hmmm...and here we've never seen pot on the pizza topping menu before. Mendoza--who pled not guilty--has a long history of drug trafficking in Seattle, dating back to the early '90s, with cocaine and hashish convictions.
Big-Time Pot Grower Pleads Guilty
A man arrested for growing thousands of dollars worth of marijuana in five Snohomish County grow-houses every month has entered a guilty plea to the charges. That's big business--4,000 plants over the last five years--and he'll face up to nine years in prison for the charges.
In High Flying News...
Alaska Airlines says they are independent and proud, thereby confirming everyone's suspicions that they are open to a merger. Olympia lawmakers are considering making marijuana a civil infraction, so you'd get a ticket for your weed. Of course, you'd also get the munchies. Good thing Gates is giving $48 million to help African farmers grow cocoa and cashews.
You Can Still Smoke Up, But That Porn May Cost You
So progressive-for-a-police-chief Gil Kerlikowske has been tapped to be our nation's new drug czar and you can bet questions will be asked about I-75. Meanwhile, a Federal Way lawmaker wants to tax your porn, reports the Seattle Times: "Democratic Rep. Mark Miloscia said an 18 ½ percent sales tax should be levied against Playboy and other adult magazines, as well as pornographic photographs, movies, videos, cable-television services, telephone services, audiotapes, computer programs and paraphernalia." This kind of thing is why we're likely to burn for all eternity.
Can't Miss It: Tuesday
BAILAMOS: Yes, yes, today is bright and sunny and lovely outside. But, the rains are coming, we're certain of it. And, if you want to beat the winter bummers this year, there are few things that could light up your life more than dancing all about. So, why not take a dance class through the UW's Experimental College? Tonight kicks off a nine-week class at the Fremont Abbey Arts Center, where you can learn Cuban folkloric dance. Fun!
Some Wine With Your Pot?
The Times ran a story today about how Yakima Valley potheads wineries are hiding their pot plants among the grapes. More than four thousand plants were pulled up in a single day this summer when a poor vintner was found out. What cracks us up is that, among the various types of law enforcement officials sent to crack the case, they brought in the National Guard to pull out the plants. Maybe if they told National Guard recruits they'd be working with thousands of pot plants, recruiting would be up a bit. There have been 21 arrests, and probably more on the way.
A Local We're Totes Crushing On
We're not afraid to admit it, we kinda have a thing for Rick Steves. Steves has gone beyond local travel guru and bespectacled PBS travel host to become an outspoken advocate against the criminalization of marijuana and the U.S.'s "War on Drugs." He has done so while still coming across as sensible and trustworthy. Steves is the antithesis of every stoner stereotype in mainstream culture, but much more like the responsible adults we know that choose to smoke a bowl in their free time.
Hempfest: They Just Keep Coming
Well, now, we're not going to try to put this up at exactly 4:20 because that would be, you know, predictable.
No Pot, Please. We're British.
SUNNYSIDE – For the fifth time, a drug task force has raided a vineyard in the lower Yakima Valley, this time seizing more than 4,400 plants.more ›
Police Return Records to Medical Marijuana Office
After a possibly illegal Tuesday raid on an office providing care, resources, and referrals to medicinal marijuana patients, Seattle Police have agreed to return patient files and a computer hard drive that were taken during the incident. The SPD does, however, refuse to return 12 ounces of dried marijuana and two bongs they seized Tuesday. Police have told Martin Martinez, owner of the office that was raided, that he will not be facing criminal charges and that the investigation was closed.
State Supreme Court Unanimous on Marijuana Ruling
The state Supreme Court unanimously overturned a 30 year-old precedent which allowed Washington State Police to arrest an entire car-load of people if the officer even smelled marijuana. Now, if a police officer pulls you over and approaches you because they smell chronic, they have the right to search your car for proof of the drugs. But, they can no longer just arrest you based on a cop's sensitive sniffer. Considering the continued aggression the SPD and WSP have shown towards marijuana users—even to those who have a pot prescription for medicine—this ruling is a bright spot in dark times.
Another Big Bust at the Border
There has to be a better was to do this, guys. Border patrol agents are reporting another huge bust at the Lynden border crossing into Canada. Agents followed footprints they found on the Canadian side of the border into some bushes, where they found three individuals and two duffel bags filled with 115 pounds of marijuana. Despite the stoner stereotype of smoke-induced dimwittedness, these type of stories and the frequency which they are reported astonishes us. If you are dealing with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of marijuana, surely you can come up with a better idea of getting it across the border than by foot, and hiding in some bushes. Or not, obviously. Since October of last year border agents in Blaine, Wash. have seized over 2100 pounds of marijuana in busts.
Marijuana on Oregon Store Shelves?
Add this to the list of "another reason to consider moving to Portland." A statewide initiative is being launched in Oregon this week to legalize marijuana and to sell it as a taxable, controlled substance at Oregon stores, similar to alcohol.
The Latest Local Pot Bust
Despite Seattle's herb-friendly reputation, there sure have been a lot of highly publicized marijuana arrests lately. Every time we refresh the local news sites it seems there is a new headline about an even larger scale bust. KIRO 7 has even started calling them "marijuana raids"--which is so Prohibition Era of them.
Thank You, Your Judicial Obviousness
The Oregon Supreme Court ruled today that helping a pal move their pot plants is indeed illegal. To which we have to say: it took the Oregon State Supreme Court to decide that? Surely a lower court could have easily ruled on this decision, ending it with a "duh."
Washington Doubled Pot Plant Seizures in 2007
While Seattle may have made marijuana possession its lowest legal priority, the latest figures from a statewide conference of sheriffs and police chiefs indicate the prosecution of marijuana in Washington State is anything but decreasing. In 2007, the state of Washington more than doubled its seizures of marijuana plants. 296,111 marijuana plants were seized in Washington alone last year.

