We were surprised to discover Step One in their comeback training regimen was to apparently throw away their weightlifting equipment. We found this odd for a couple of reasons. First, baseball is a sport where people are so obsessed with muscles that they shoot steroids into their asses until their nuts vanish. Second, even our personal trainer subjects us to enough weight to make us quiver like a girly man, despite the fact that a) we are not a professional athlete, and b) we are paying him. more ›