Our fine state might sue the U.S. of A. after the feds missed important clean-up deadlines at Hanford last year, the Seattle Times reports. We're inclined to second that emotion. The consequences for missing a routine bathroom cleaning at Seattlest HQ are dire enough; we don't even want to try to imagine how someone thought it was okay to delay the clean-up at a nuclear waste dump. Maybe we should turn to litigation to solve the hair-clogged drain problem at HQ, as well. more ›

You'll have to stick to Diddy or Kanye vodka for your celebrity vodka needs from here on out, because an unapproved Jimi Hendrix-branded vodka from Electric Hendrix Spirits received an official ixnay from the federal courts this week. Bottles left over? You should think about selling them for $65+ on eBay.com like this enterprising capitalist. H/t to Under The Needle via Big Blog. more ›