This weekend is all about marking time with your hips, counting beats with your toes, and throwing your hands to the ceiling. From the Musiquarium to the Russian Cultural Center, you're going to have plenty of opportunities to give yourself to the music and you better do it now, before you start putting on that holiday turkey weight. more ›

We've already mentioned the Thermals show tonight, but if you're more inclined to shake your bon bon tonight, here are some safe bets. more ›

8pm // Neumo's // $20. 21+ more ›

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Seattlest doesn't find this picture funny at all. We know firsthand how hard those awkward years of high school can be. The pimples, the pants that didn't fit right, the God-awful hours spent wishing Heather Cannon would think of us as more than that creepy guy staring at her. If you think this picture is funny, well, you're a bad person. more ›