Tonight's events are the stuff teenage dreams and YouTube videos of soccer riots. How will you choose? That's on you.
Can't Miss It: Wednesday
Gone Drinkin': Seattlest is Taking the Day Off
What's that? You got a long weekend because it's a holiday? We wanted one, too. Don't worry--we left you with a little treat.
Friday's On-Field Fireworks Not in Mariners' Favor
Do you ever feel so paper thin, like a house of cards, one blow from caving in? If so, you can probably relate to the Mariners' 2011 season, already rather close to collapse after just seven games.
Can't Miss It: Weekend Edition Sept. 4-7
GAMES (AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE/PLAY THEM): If you're a gamer, then you've already planned to spend your entire weekend around the convention center for the Penny Arcade Expo. What better way to spend the last days of summer than indoors playing the latest and upcoming games, talking to developers and hearing gamer-friendly music? It's officially sold out, but it never hurts to try. If that doesn't work, there's always PAX East in March. Convention Center, Friday-Sunday.
Katy Perry, Over Easy
You may or may not have seen the most recent InTouch, page 23 of which featured Katy Perry and Gwen Stefani dressed up as fried eggs over easy and Tori Spelling and family in bee costumes. Surreal, right? Our lunch break was much improved by this trippy sighting.

