King County jail inmate Shawn Clark, 20, was recently caught hustlin' on a jail-monitored phone ordering a female prostitute to start working for him, so she could pay for his $250,000 bail. This makes judge not happy, judge MAD! Clark, who is currently awaiting trial later this month for (surprise!) promoting prostitution, was told on Friday by a King County Superior Court Judge that not only is he banned from the telephone, but his bail was raised to $1 million. more ›

It's going down tonight. Contestants are carb-loading, judges are wrapping up their pre-competition detox diets, and the crowd--frankly, the crowd was born ready for the Seattle regionals of 2008's Cuervo Black US Air Guitar Championship tour! This is the first year that Seattle (home of Jimi, for God's sake!) gets to compete, and we have not a shadow of a doubt that local Air Guitar artists have more than enough attitude and commitment to the true patriot's pastime to stylistically slaughter the rest of America's contenders. more ›