Fresh off their box office FAIL, today the Jonas Brothers announced the dates and cities for their upcoming tour. "The Jonas Brothers World Tour 2009 presented by Burger King®" (whaaaa?) makes its Seattle-area stop as the sixth date of the tour on June 28th at Tacoma Dome--before the Jo Bros proceed to lug their 140-foot plus stage, along with a "one-of-a-kind circular water screen [and] multi-color laser effects," all across the country and eventually to Europe and South America. Tickets go on sale March 28th via Live Nation, though there seems to be early presales if you're a Team Jonas fan club member (*shudder*) or enrolled in Citicards' Private Pass program. If the news of this tour doesn't give you an instant (but purity ring-approved) boygasm, we highly suggest you watch tonight's episode of South Park. more ›

Seattle’s athletic misfortunes may be embarrassing, but at least we aren’t hosting the Jonas Brothers for the Thanksgiving Day halftime show. more ›