OBAMA! OBAMA!: No, not that Obama. In fact this event has nothing to do with the President-Elect and everything to do with art--really bad art, to be specific. Spend your Thursday night enjoying (or eviscerating) the Official Bad Art Museum of Art (acronym: OBAMA) at Cafe Racer. Drink some booze, hear a band (called "God's Favorite Beefcake", no less), and enjoy glitter paintings of Elvis...could anything be better? We didn't think so. more ›

We were sure it was just a typo, a major one, in a headline by the Associated Press: "Starbucks profit down 97% in the 4th Quarter." Surely there's just an extra 7 in that number...? But no. Starbucks stock was only earning a penny a share after last quarter, largely due to the cost of closing under-performing stores. Starbucks swears if you took out the cost of closing stores, which we thought was supposed to save the company money, not cost it more, the stocks would actually have earned ten cents a share. Still, none of the numbers sound good to us. more ›