Results tagged “greatlakes”

Eighteen teams competed in Seattlest trivia at the Old Pequliar last night. We'll post the final standings this afternoon. In the meantime, test yourself with the quiz:

Let's take a look back at a week that raised this Zen koan: if Kevin Federline got into a wrestling ring with a wrestler, who would you root for?

Seattlest doesn't find this picture funny at all. We know firsthand how hard those awkward years of high school can be. The pimples, the pants that didn't fit right, the God-awful hours spent wishing Heather Cannon would think of us as more than that creepy guy staring at her. If you think this picture is funny, well, you're a bad person.

When Seattlest packed our hobostick and headed to Chicago's Union Station with a one way ticket for the Empire Builder in our pocket lo those many years ago we were, of course, excited about arriving in Seattle. At the same time, leaving Chicago tore a hole in us. In fact, we can still point to the scarred crater on our chest where Chicago music used to be and if you look close enough you can see right where Tortoise lived. You know how amputees sometimes still get sensations from limbs they no longer have? Seattlest still feels that from Tortoise, right in our chest.

So you can't eat anything these days. That bag of chips has just given you cancer, that candy bar has just turned you into a blubbery whale, oh, and the fish you had for dinner last night had toxic levels of mercury in it.