Vitals: Justin William Germano, 24 yo RHP. Born in Pasadena, California. 6-3, 205. 2-3, 5.71 career. 1-0, 0.69 in 2007. No salary info. more ›

Let's face it, some of you avoid the clubs because you dance like Elaine from Seinfield. Thumbs akimbo, legs kicking wildly without tangible grasp of rhythmic co-ordination, yours is a "full-bodied dry heave set to music" according to George Costanza. In the mating dance of life, Elaine gets stuck with the Puddy's of the world, and a few local computer scientists have an idea why that is. more ›