Results tagged “funny”

It's a Seattlest special report...from the future! We sent Editor Emeritus Seth Kolloen into 2009--let's face it, he's not getting much done the rest of 2008 besides raiding our liquor cabinet and shooting at "squirrels" who "looked at him funny." Just like Martin Sheen at the start of Apocalypse Now, we hadda send him upriver.

A little while ago we were scanning the Best of Craigslist with a feeling of alarm that there might be some kind of Humor Gap growing between Seattle and other, funnier cities. So we demanded that you, Seattle, step up your game. We're delighted to see evidence of that with a recent Best of Craigslist entry that combines Seattle's indie bands, Georgetown, and bicycles to produce a truly Seattle-flavored oddity. It's a great honor to present: "Self-Proclaimed Yoko's Seek Band For Special Project." Sample quote: "Look, I'm not a fortune teller, but I do have a haunted vagina, notches on my bedpost that total over 100, and I can help you break up your band if you don't have the balls to do it yourself."