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In other Courtney Love news, Kurt Cobain's widow has woken up from her decades-long booze and pills coma to find that somebody done gone and stole her money. According to yesterday's Page Six: "some of the people handling Kurt Cobain's estate had lost all the money the Nirvana frontman had left her and their daughter, Frances Bean, her lawyer says. A team of investigators, forensic accountants, and lawyers found that Cobain's estate had been looted of more than $30 million cash and up to $500 million in real estate." In response, they plan on tracking down as much stolen booty as possible and filing civil suits aplenty. Courtney's crazy-ass Twitter feed had no comment.

Kurt Cobain’s widow and his hometown have a lot in common. Both Courtney Love and Aberdeen have battled substance abuse. Both are scorned for their blighted appearance. And both had a lot of wood running through them in their heyday.

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