As you probably guessed by now, Seattlest has been through some inner conflict about this whole near-nude barista trend spreading out across our dear little region. But regardless of whether or not your want your latte served to you by a well-clad ponytail girl or a hot-bodied gal in a bikini (or a dude in pasties!), who are we to say what's wrong? Just don't show up for your 5 a.m. java fix fondling yourself and grossing out your hard-working coffee puller. We don't care what those ladies are wearing. Nobody needs to be subjected to that at work. Especially not first thing in the morning. more ›