Resolution 31380 will let bars serve liquor past 2 a.m. Is this awesome, or a recipe for vomit-covered streets and a city that never sleeps?
Poll: Extended Bar Hours - Awesome Idea, or Awful Idea?
Seattlest Suggests: Boozin' and Ballots with Ghostride the Vote at Moe Bar
We're wonks, but we're also drunks. When we put the two together, you're in for a good time. Join us, won't you?
Extra, Extra: Occupy Seattle is Really, Really Not Welcome at SCCC
Today's last-minute news: Occupy's officially notice to de-camp (again), First Hill is inches closer to getting a streetcar, and the breaching of the Condit Dam is cool to look at.
McGinn's Big Nightlife Announcement
Like kids on Christmas, we waited for Mayor McGinn to make the announcement we've been hoping to hear since he was elected.
Booze Gets Byzantine: Gregoire Signs Liquor Distribution Bill
The Governor signed a proposal that will potentially privatize liquor distribution in Washington State. Why? Mostly to mess with Costco. Read on.
Seattlest Recommends: MOHAI Crawl
For over 50 years now, the Museum of History and Industry has quietly worked their magic on Seattle-area residents. Local history isn't always an easy sell, but the MOHAI has consistently found ways to make the stories of Seattle's past compelling through excellent curation and inventive cross-marketing (historians gotta get their name out there too, y'all).
It's no surprise, then, that in order to celebrate the MOHAI's upcoming move to South Lake Union in 2012, museum coordinators have set up an event that promises to tickle the fancies of both your brain and liver - the MOHAI Crawl.
Esquire: "Inadvertent Expulsion" of Zig Zag, Fu Kun Wu
Esquire's "Eat Like a Man" blog is lighting up the Internet, most notably due to their contentious master list of hall-of-fame bars, which we profiled on Tuesday and replied to yesterday. And today, they're doing something else like a man--owning up to a mistake.
"We Only Had to Lick Sticks": The Prom, According to Seattlest
In the wake of Lake Washington High's decision to test prom goers for pre-funking, Seattlest staffers weigh in on the prevalence of drinking and drugging at their own proms.
Santacon 2010: Debauchery in red
Saturday morning at 12:00pm, the area around the Troll in Fremont turned bright red... with a little white trim. Santacon descended upon the keeper of the bridge with sightings of Elvis, gorillas, bunnies, and presents alike. It all seemed very jolly. Then, as you look more closely, you noticed several paper-bagged beverages. Suddenly, you realize this isn't so much a family-oriented event as it is the start of a very long day of debauchery. These Santas weren't convening to speak with children about toys, they were coming together to begin an all-day bender. That's right, a Santa pub crawl.
Re:Take: Capitol Hill Alcohol Preservation District
Crusty Capitol Hill Month comes to a close with a controversial proposition: let's stop destroying bars and create an alcohol thematic historic district.
Seattle's Cool, Clear Water Is Star of Waterlines
Someone doesn't want you to know about Seattle's water supply--they yanked an interpretative display off the wall of the Volunteer Park Water Tower. But someone else does want you to know: his name is Stokely Towles, which we half-consider to be made-up. He describes his Waterlines installation (also at Volunteer Park, in a trailer on the road between SAAM and the Conservatory) like so:
Stalk Of The Town
MvB is off to SIFF Cinema for Preston Sturges' Depression-era fable, Sullivan's Travels, and then there's a going-away party for a friend on pilgrimage, held in the medieval pageantry of Canterbury's.
Washingtonian Heavily Drinks Her Way Through Wisconsin
The Midwest gets a bad rap, especially from natives of the relatively balmy Northwest states. We've always thought that's a little unfair; the colder, cheesier region isn't that bad. A person shouldn't, for instance, have to heavily drink her way through Wisconsin, like this 60-year-old Washington resident did while visiting the state. Not only is heavily drinking your way through Wisconsin a bad idea legally (she was caught seriously trashed behind the wheel not once, not twice, but three times), but you might also miss some of the many charms of the midwestern snowy winter while spending all of your energy simultaneously trying to stay in your lane and pouring yourself glasses of boxed wine. Focus, people. For everything there's a season, and a time for every purpose under the sun; there's a time for Washington and a time for Wisconsin. For that matter, there's a time for drinking and a time for driving. Don't flaunt the heavens' law by doing them at the same time.
Can't Miss It: Tuesday
OINK OINK, AUUGHHHH!: The NWFF is screening Pig Hunt (an apparently awesome horror movie) today as part of the launch for a new online culture magazine called The Rumpus. That sounds like a good time all around the block, literally, because you can go drink and eat at Vermillion before and after the movie and magazine launch.
Can't Miss It: Tuesday
INTERNATIONAL TIPPLE TASTING: As a Pacific Rim port, Seattle should really be more broadly acquainted with saké than it is. Enter tonight's premium sake tasting at Umi Saké House in Belltown, a Saké Nomi event designed to familiarize attendees with thirty of the world's finest (and in some cases, rarest) brands. You and your fellow fermented rice enthusiasts will be able to sample a saké whose brand hails straight from 1505 as well as an igloo-brewed variety called "Divine Droplets." Kampai!
Can't Miss It: Tuesday
EIGHT TRACKS 'N EIGHT TRACKS: Oh wait, that was the predecessor to Tapes 'N Tapes, the band playing at Neumos tonight. Everybody loves a little celebratory Midwestern indie rock on Inauguration Day, right? To prepare, or if you can't make it to the show but still don't want to Miss It, check out this Lollapalooza feature from a year or two ago where you can download the tracks from their set-list.
"Anti-Ricin" Bar Crawl Happened, Evidence Scarce
Speaking of rallies, the anti-ricin bar crawl on Capitol Hill also counts as a weekend protest. Drinking at the Crescent certainly sounds more fun than marching downtown, too. Where are all the photos, we want to know?! This Flickr stream, via CHS, is all we could find in terms of hard evidence that everything went down as planned. Did you attend? Better yet, did anyone make it through all eleven bars?
Can't Miss It: Thursday
SEE SEE ME RIVER: If you can get yourself to walk beneath the frightening-toothed clown, nothing should stop you from checking out See Me River at The Funhouse tonight. Led by former Das Llamas front man Kerry Zettel, See Me River offers an audial version of American Gothic, crafting haunting acoustic songs that at once drone and soar.
One Time When Scotch Whisky Really Is For Kids
What'll you have: Dewars or Redhook? Go to Saint, Hazlewood, Shorty's, or the West Seattle Easy Street Records tonight, plunk down some cash, toss back a drink and support The Vera Project, one of the city's most avid supporters and nurturers of Seattle's underage music scene. Starting tonight and running through Saturday, participating bars around town will donate money to the Vera for every Dewars or Redhook you buy in a fundraising effort called A Drink For The Kids. Locations switch up every night, so check the website for times/places. What a fantastic, easy excuse to get drunk and simultaneously support a very deserving local venue!
Free Beer and Wine
No, we're not using that headline to get your attention. This is really a post about free beer and wine in grocery stores.
Hard Drinking in Seattle
Forbes must have an entire staff dedicated to list-making, because the magazine is at it again. This time ranking the hardest drinking cities in America. Seattle ranks a respectable eighth in the nation for drinking, where we are basically tied with drinkers in Cleveland and St. Louis. (We don't blame folks in St. Louis for drinking heavily--at all.) No surprise for anyone who's spent any time there and managed to remember any of it...Austin, Tex., is the hardest drinking city in America.
Hazy Memories of Seattle Urban Golf
By now, you’ve most likely realized that Seattlest loves a little bit of the strange in our daily lives. Between all the off-beat circuses, live movies, and pillow fights, our entertainment tastes obviously run a little bit off center. It shouldn’t come as a surprise then that spending a day shooting nine holes of golf around Capitol Hill, in costume, at the bi-annual Seattle Urban Golf was right up our alley.
Beer Resolutions for 2008
Yeah, we've got the same lame resolution as everyone else for 2008: Eat healthier and get to the gym more often. But, as we sit here drinking our first beer of 2008, a 6 month old homebrewed stout, we realized that we need a few beer goals for 2008. Following are a few things we plan to accomplish in the following year.
Were You at Alpental Today?
Dammit, neither were we. For opening day, Mr. Seattlest got up in the wee hours and was in lot 2 about 30 minutes before the lift opened, ending up about 20th in line. The guys waiting for first chair up front were drinking PBR tall boys and said (and acted like) they'd been there since about 7am. With a base of about 51", it was an excellent start. Snow was a bit heavy, and chair 2 never opened (as far as we know), but the second it does there's gonna be a full-on Chinese Downhill on 'Nash.
We Review The Program: Day One
Siren's Echo, of Oldominion, is sassy, tough hiphop. One of the MCs, Toni Hill, has a rich and powerful singing voice, complete with control and range. Her deep, clear notes got the crowd excited, which is no small feat for an opener. These ladies are some of the first female MCs Seattlest has been able to truly enjoy live (not that we've seen many), and we're looking forward to hearing more from Toni and Syndel. Actually, we enjoyed Siren's Echo more than the next group, Unexpected Arrival, especially since Neema's voice gave out a couple of songs into his set. He hoarsely hollered through the last few tracks, which wasn't pleasant to listen to and didn't garner him many new fans; however, most of his a capella rhyming showed skill and certainly also showed Neema's drive to succeed. The energy definitely dipped during the set, from our perspective on the crowd. We wonder what Neema sounds like live when he's not all raspy and dry.

