Study up on Jesus.
Elsewhere in Ist
Houstonist reports on cross-dressing thieves and undressing educators this week. A Peeping Tom defends himself with a papaya and an outraged onlooker asks Ken Lay, "TATER TOTS OR FRIES?" Also, FEMA wants it's money back.
Some Music for This Weekend
As far as live music this weekend, may we recommend the crazy (or crazee, if you will) the Black Keys at Neumo's tonight. If you like the Liars or any noise rock band, etc, then they are for you.
On the Local Digital Music Scene
In an effort to prove they are still relevant, Real Networks has released a new version of their Rhapsody service. This service labeled Rhapsody to Go allows for a monthly fee users with compatible MP3 players to load as much music as they want onto their portable devices. If this seems similar to the rent-to-listen model of Napster To Go, you would be right, since to our discerning eye, they are exactly the same.(By the way, who works in the Real marketing department? Did they come up with the name of their new service by doing a find and replace in MS Word?) We have not tried their new service, since it works only on Windows and is not compatible with the 500lb gorilla of mp3 players, the iPod, but if the idea of Napster To Go appeals to you and if you want to support a local company, give Rhapsody to Go a try.

