Upon hearing that the illustrious Lindy West was hosting not only a trivia night, but a sex trivia night, I immediately assembled my smartest, smuttiest troops. I once stole her idea of having a Google News Alert for "feces"--I knew there was no way she could steer me wrong here. And, just as I expected, questions included stuff like "Which animal was recently observed by a Dutch scientist engaging in homosexual necrophilia?" (a duck), "True or false, elephants have been known to rape and kill rhinoceroses?" (true). The opening round was Guess-The-Celebrity-Penises, and the round immediately following halftime simply consisted of, with the rest of your team, making up a name for a sexual position and then drawing it. more ›

Belltown has a respectable ratio of good-looking people to not-so-much. That doesn't mean they are good people, just well maintained. As it's the city's preeminent non-Pioneer Square meat market, we thought we'd examine two of the more prominent neighborhood institutions to determine which locale is best suited for all-purpose hook-ups. more ›