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If you were dining at a gourmet restaurant, would you want to slip out to feed the pigs between courses? And if you did, and it was dark and you couldn't see the pigs, would you stick your hand through the fence with a handful of pig feed? And if a pot-bellied pig bit you in going for the feed you were holding, would you think, "Hey, I've got a lawsuit here?"

...do not find prostitutes on Craigslist. If you do, and they end up assaulting you or not going through with the agreed act (and we've told you this too), do not call the Seattle Police Department to report it. The Seattle 911 Blog has yet another example of what should be well known to you by this point, dear readers. An unnamed man found a prostitute on Craigslist; he met her, she upped the price of her services, and then the prostitute assaulted said man after he chased her to an AM/PM. The jilted john called the SPD to report the assault. Of course, when he reported the assault, he had to explain to the officer the events surrounding the assault and...well. As a result, he ended up with not only a case number and a warning from the SPD, but also with his very own Seattlest post. Don't do it, kids.